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God’s plan for dinner

Bereshit (Genesis) 4

  1. “She [Eve] gave birth again, this time to his brother Abel. Abel became a shepherd, while Cain was a worker of the soil.
  2. An era ended. Cain brought some of his crops as an offering to God.
  3. Abel also offered some of the firstborn of his flock, from the fattest ones. God paid heed to Abel and his offering,
  4. but to Cain and his offering, He paid no heed. Cain became very furious and depressed.

The Eternal One of the Torah is clearly a “meat lover”. The fragrant scent of barbecued “first-born cattle” fat speaks to him better than that of a slow-cooking potato and leek soup. And yet :

  • through its manure, burps and flatulence, the average cow releases a gas which can trap 30 times more heat per tonne emitted than the carbon dioxide contained in the chimneys of factories, cars and airplanes!
  • if one consumes 100 calories of grains, such as corn or soy, he/she gets those 100 calories. If one uses the grains to feed an animal, when the animal is killed and turned into food, only a tenth of the energy of those 100 calories of grain goes to the person consuming the animal.
  • Insofar as 70% of the world’s freshwater is used for agriculture, by limiting water consumption for livestock farming vegetarian diets would strongly help having a smaller water footprint on the basis of a similar protein intake.

We can now begin to understand why Cain was so upset to see his offering snubbed by the Eternal One.

And also why your youngest, no doubt cleverer than his parents and possibly a future environmental activist, is sulking over his/her lovingly pre-cut steak.

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Jesus saves

Matthew 25:

  1.  “His master said to him, ‘You wicked and lazy servant, you know that I reap where I have not sown, and that I gather where I have not winnowed;
  2.  So you should have given my money to the bankers, and when I returned, I would have withdrawn what was mine with interest.
  3.  So take the talent away from him, and give it to the man with the ten talents.
  4.  For to him who has shall be given, and he shall have plenty; but to him who has not shall be taken away even that which he has.
  5.  And the useless servant, cast him into outer darkness, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.”

But then, doesn’t a parable conceal tons of subtleties inaccessible to the average believer? So much so, in fact, that the Church has long been reluctant to allow biblical texts to be read by the general public3. In this particular case, however, it would seem that the message of « holy complementarity » between Gospels and the banking business has got through. As proof, who among the faithful today would question the fact that a bank4 may call itself “Banco Espirito Santo”?

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As good as new!

– Say, Gamble…

– Yes, Procter?

– Our Bonux sales have taken a serious nosedive in recent months, haven’t they?

– Yep! What can we do about it?

– I’ve got an idea, but…

– Go on!

– What if we started a new label? […] Same basic ingredients as for Bonux, same manufacturing plants… All we have to do is come up with some original packaging…

 

End of interlude. Back to real life. Jerusalem, year 000 minus a few years. The New Testament is underway !

All details in Homo Juchremanensis by F.Y. Richard (e-pub/kindle).

Go West!

Real estate for nothing, food for free!!!

And it will be, when the Lord, your God, brings you to the land He swore to your fathers, to Abraham, to Isaac, and to Jacob, to give you, great and good cities that you did not build,

and houses full of all good things that you did not fill, and hewn cisterns that you did not hew, vineyards and olive trees that you did not plant, and you will eat and be satisfied.”

All details and booking arrangements in Torah’s Devarim/Bible’s Deuteronomy (chap 6) … or in Homo juchremanensis (e-pub/kindle)