“Blessed art Thou, O Lord our God, King of the universe, Who hast not made me a woman”.
What to make of this Birkat Cohanim (Jewish priestly blessing) ? Perhaps reading Homo juchremanensis will give you an idea ?
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Our Sunday pun
The right move
« Some time around the 6th century before our era, we were given the choice between two diametrically opposed futures. Either the relatively unhindered horizon of a rational thought, with a glimpse at “happiness” on a human scale – a concept ever so new to the thinking of a species hitherto shuffled from bloodthirsty superstitions to delirious pantheons – or the continuation of a tedious prehistory, fraught with treacherous pitfalls. »
I’m not sure we made the right move, you? If the opportunity should arise again, shouldn’t we try and prove a little brighter?
Reading Homo juchremanensis* might be of some use.
4 reasons to read Homo juchremanensis
Here are 4 obvious reasons why you should read Homo juchremanensis :
- You are one
- It’s about time you knew
- It’s about time you told your friends if you think you might have any
- It might help you guys evolve
Don’t mention it 😉
Homo juchremanensis
“Replace the cunningly poisoned arrow or the securely fastened to its bone handle flint with a triple stranglehold on the purse – that was something to think about!” Mixing extracts from the Ancient and NewTestaments as well as from the Koran with what he calls his “illustrative fictions”, F.Y. Richard unravels the workings of our “prehistoric”, venal, violent and in many ways suicidal culture.
A’ y est ! « Homo juchremanensis (-610…+ ?) » est lisabe au format numérique (rendors-toi, ô Libraire Indépendant (rires) !) contre une obole appréciée de
ou l’équivalent en USD, CAD, AUD, BRL, ARS, UYU, INR, XAF, SAR, AED, RAND ou ‘porte quelle currency de ‘porte quelle démocrature terreuse accessible aux plateformes de vente en ligne.
Bon mais ‘tation ! Comme vous le voyez, c’est en shakespearien dans le texte.
Rassurez-vous, amis Belges, Bretons, Suisses, Corses, Beaucerons, Loire-et-Chéris, Hauts-Savoyens, Bas-Normandeaux et autres Francophonistes purs et durs, incessamment sous peu vous comprendrez vous–z-aussi comment les « religions du Livre » vous ont mis dans un état pareil ! Je vous tiens au jus.