Un dieu qui ordonne à ses followers de se comporter en animaux, et pas les plus cools, au départ c’est louche, mais le même dieu qui explique que pour dominer son voisin il suffit de lui prêter de l’argent alors là ! Pour les lecteurs/lectrices francophones, Homo juchremanensis se fait Homo juchrémanensis !
À lire sur la plage de Gaza en dégustant une saucisse chaude à la bactérie E.coli.
Pour la version epub, il va falloir attendre un peu, désolé !
I imagine that after reading Homo juchremanensis, you understand better how the “religions of the Book,” which enjoin their “faithful” to behave everywhere and in all circumstances like children*, bear a huge share of responsibility for the humanitarian disasters that have struck us over the last few millennia. Just as they are responsible for a few nuclear gadgets (which good old Uncle Sam is, to date, the only one to have field-tested, remember Hiroshima? Nagasaki?) capable of wiping out our short-haired, bipedal species into oblivion at the snap of a finger. Knowing that, in any case, said species has decided to roast itself to a crisp in one last carbon-fueled orgy…
This photo was taken in the school playground. On the left, we see the usual big bully who can’t tell his fat ass from a hole in the ground, picking on the disgusting mythomaniac (right) who forces girls to wrap themselves in mops. In the middle, we have the classic shit-stirrer who uses the big bully to settle his personal scores while he himself indulges in the worst horrors on the smallest. Enjoy!
* Homo juchremanensis, IV, 5 : “ C’mon boys and girls ! ”
Deuteronomy (Devarim) 20
10 “When you approach a city to attack it, you shall offer it peace.
Honestly, one really wonders why Iran is hesitating to accept the olive branch being so generously handed to them. And above all, why there are still juchreman* voices being raised against awarding a joint Nobel Peace Prize to D.Trump and B. Netanyahu!
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– Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!
Starring : Ben Laurel, Oliver Trumpy
Plot :
In the hope of creating a diversion while he is the subject of an arrest warrant issued by the International Criminal Court and discontent grows in his own country, Ben orchestrates a pseudo “defensive war” against Ali K., his long-time rival in the field of “religious extremism and genocidal practices.”
Ben is willing to do anything to rally Oliver to his cause, but Kelsey Davenport, director of nonproliferation policy at the US-based Arms Control Association, tells the BBC that Ben “has presented no clear or convincing evidence that Ali K. was on the verge of acquiring a nuclear weapon.” 1
What will Oliver do, given that, as any homo juchremanensis 2 leader should, he “does not let his left hand know what his right hand is doing” (Matthew 6:3) and is likely to change his mind at the drop of a hat anyway?
1 https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn840275p5yo
2 
I am delighted to announce the birth, on June 16, 2025, at 11:50 p.m., of a gem of a novel. Call it a crime novel, a thriller, or whatever you like; to me it’s just fucking literature and my only wish is that “you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it », as they say.
It is titled “SAMURAI: Beheading for trouble »
Author: yours truly, F.Y. Richard
Summary: “When you have decided to kill someone, even if the task seems difficult to accomplish without hesitation, there is no point in trying to do it by devious means. Your heart may falter, the opportunity may be missed, and in the end everything may fail. The way of the samurai is that of immediate action, and that is why it is better to rush headlong into it. »
Commissioner Bongarçon has not read the Hagakure. Nor does he bother with unnecessary scruples when it comes to seeing an investigation through to the end.
Price: $2.99, €2,69
Enjoy!